"A Wild Human Appeared!" Retro Social Anxiety Battle Screen Hoodie

A wild hoodie appeared—and it’s here to help you dodge real-life encounters in pixel-perfect style. Inspired by retro RPG menus and painfully relatable social situations, this hoodie is soft, funny, and dangerously accurate.

Whether you're navigating crowds or avoiding eye contact, this design captures the eternal gamer vs. human interaction struggle. With options like “Flee” and “Pretend to be asleep,” it's the perfect hoodie for introverts, geeks, and awkward champions of the modern world.

Features:

Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend
Warm fleece interior for cozy battles
Retro pixel-style graphic print
Unisex fit—perfect for gamers, geeks & quiet rebels

Wear it to show you're not antisocial, just on

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50